"It’s not like I’m suicidal or nothing, I just felt crappy and sort of felt like getting hit a lot might kinda knock it out of me. So I paid each of ‘em thirty bucks to do it, and the thing is the one guy probably would have done it for free. I mean he was that sledge-head type and all. I don’t mean to stereotype him just ‘cause he was really big. And had that dumb goatee and breathed through his mouth..."